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Tea Party Coalition Declares
War on "Obaminationists."

DAYTON, TN

Sam Elliot, The New York Slime's special news correspondent in rural Tennessee, was able to obtain this exclusive interview with local Tea Party chapter leader Mark Bowman (pictured above holding the sign).

The interview was conducted in beautiful downtown Dayton at the William Jennings Bryant First Baptist Church. Dayton is home of the famous "Scopes Monkey Trial" of 1927. Also present were about a dozen well armed chapter members.


Elliot: There are those, including former President Jimmy Carter, who believe your organization's opposition to President Obama is racially motivated. How do you answer this charge?

Bowman: Racism has nothing to do with what we're all about. I have black friends and my kids have to go to school with the blacks.

Elliot: I have this photo of you at a demonstration with a drawing of President Obama and a sign that says, "Don't Tax Me Bro" . . .

Bowman: There was no racial intent, it's just the way they talk, you know. So I was talking to them the way talk to themselves.

Elliot: They? I thought the sign was addressed just to Obama.

Bowman: Well yes, it was. But they all talk like that, so why is there a problem if I talk like that? They even call themselves nig . . . Now see, you're trying to trick me into saying something but I'm too smart for you.

Elliot: I have another photo of one of your members with a sign saying "Cap Congress and Trade Obama back to Kenya." Do you know what that sign is supposed to mean?

Bowman: It just says Obama should go back to Kenya where he belongs.

Elliot: Why does President Obama belong in Kenya?

Bowman: Because he's not an American. Everyone should stay in the country where they were born.

Elliot: Wasn't Obama born in Hawaii?

Bowman: There's no proof of that. . . well, even if he was born in Hawaii, his father is one of those moslems and he was born in Kenya.

Elliot: Where were your ancestors born?

Bowman: That's different and that's not the point. Besides, they aren't try to call me no president.

Elliot: Let's move on to another subject. There were lots of signs at your demonstration calling Obama a "socialist." I'm a bit confused because there were also signs accusing him of selling out to Wall Street and the banks because he advocated a stimulus package to aid a banking system that appeared to be on the verge of collapsing."

Bowman: Uhh . . . (very long pause).

Elliot: The signs also say Obama's health care plan is "socialist" and "white slavery"? Can you explain how it's socialist or would make slaves out of white people? I've been looking it over and there's no language directed against "white people". But they are going to made it mandatory for some people to buy private health insurance policies. And there's no price controls on what the insurance companies can charge and he's . . .

Bowman: Yeah, well I personally think he's a communist not a socialist and communists are against white people and want to make us all into slaves and have to pay for insurance for the blacks and Mexicans.

Elliot: Would a communist want to bail out capitalist banks and financial institutions and force people to buy insurance policies from privately owned for profit health insurance corporations?

Bowman: Well he could also be a fascist and that's what a fascist would do, isn't it?

Elliot: A fascist? Wasn't Obama elected with 54% of the popular vote?

Bowman: No, because he's a not a U.S. citizen to begin with. Besides, it was only those Obama people that stuffed all those ballot boxes for him that got him in. Or (laughing) should we say "Obaminationists." See we can be clever too. And some of us can even spell.

Elliot: One last question, Mark. I saw quite a few signs which said "We came unarmed this time." Are you planning on coming back to Washington armed?

Bowman: We believe in the Constitutional right to bear arms and wage war if the government becomes tryanosaurical.

Elliot: Tyranosaurical? Wage war at a demonstration?

Bowman: The Constitution doesn't say we can't, does it. We've already done this at other locations and have broken no laws.

Elliot: Well there you have it, that just about wraps things up. Now let me get the hell out of here while the going is good.


   

   

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