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"Why are Gays Mad at Obama?"


Do you agree with Obama's selection of Rev. Rick Warren to give a religious invocation at the inauguration?
Yes, it was a good choice.
No, Rev. Warren is anti-gay, anti-abortion, and anti-evolution.
No opinion or not sure.
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Why are Those Gays so Mad About Rick Warren?

In trying to sum up the gay community reaction to Rev. Rick Warren's selection by Obama to give the inauguration invocation, it's not much of a stretch to compare it to how African Americans would have reacted if President Johnson had selected segregationist Governor George Wallace's pastor, himself a staunch segregationist, to give his inauguration invocation in 1965.


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