last updated on July 28, 2008

July 28: "I know how to win a war."


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"I know how to win a war."


Senator McCain tells reporters "he knows how to win a war." This must be really interesting news to the Vietnamese. . .


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"Straight Talk" Express
Takes Bush/Cheney Track
Republican presidential candidate John McCain has flip-flopped on numerous issues and now openly embraces virtually all of Bush and Cheney's disasterous economic, domestic, and foreign policies.

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The surprising announcement came today by Osama bin Laden himself during an "invitees only" press conference at an undisclosed location just outside of Karachi, Pakistan.


McCain Prays for
Terror Attack Deliverence


John McCain has launched a nationwide "Pray for Terror Attack Deliverence" campaign in Republican friendly churchs across the country.

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