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Republican strategist Eminda Clauzet's new book reveals the shocking truth behind the boiler plate lies commonly employed by Republican politicians.

Bush Issues New
"Bring it On" Challenge

Entering the room to the tune of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" played by the Air Force Marching Band, and wearing an original pair of John Wayne boots and spurs worn in the movie of the same title, President Bush told reporters that opponents of U.S. occupation forces in Iraq are in for a big surprise.


NRA, UHDA Launch "Shoot Responsibly" Campaign

Wayne LaPierre and Virgil 'The Turk' Sollozzo have held simultaneous news conferences, insisting that "guns and drugs don't kill, people do," and urging citizens to "shoot responsibly."

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